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Uncle & Uncle

Uncle & Uncle is in your corner.

Have you or a close loved one ever been bothered by a petty situation? And did the rude situation cause you to feel distracted for the rest of the day, and possibly cause psychological harm? If so, not to worry, Uncle & Uncle is in your corner. We’ll not only make sure the person who perpetrated the stressful situation is brought to justice, we’ll make you whole again (minus fees and commissions). Don’t let a frivolous situation bring you down — Call Your Uncle!

Puddle Problems

If so, Call Your Uncle

Have you or a close friend …

Ever stepped in a puddle?

Uncle & Uncle is in Your Corner

And if so, did it cause your shoes (and possibly socks) to get wet, to the point you’re walking around for the rest of the day with that swishy sound in your shoe. And did that water cause physical damage and psychological harm causing you to slip and possibly damage other apparel? If so, Uncle & Uncle is in your corner where we specialize in petty differences and frivolous disputes. Folks, don’t curse the puddle. Call Your Uncle. 1-UNCLE-UNCLE. And remember folks it’s not just one shoe and sock that got wet. They come as a pair. So keep that in mind and Call Your Uncle.

WAIT A MINUTE!!! WHATS GOING ON HERE!!!

— Buck Buckner

Uncle & Uncle

Remember, don’t get mad — call your Uncle, Uncle and Uncle, terms and conditions apply

WAIT A MINUTE!!! WHATS GOING ON HERE!!!

— Buck Buckner

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Remember, don't get mad -- call your Uncle, Uncle and Uncle, terms and conditions apply

— Uncle & Uncle
Buck Buckner
Looks like rain.
Bobby Angel
Smells like cedar and coffee.
A large log drops into the campfire, causing embers to rise up.
Campfire Cowboy
Kick another log into the fire.
Bobby Angel
Did ya feel that? Rain alright