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Boogie Phone

I’m the Boogie Phone, or just Boogie for short. I’m not only your best friends, my goal is that over time I become your only friend.

Inalienable Rights

And what Boogie has to say about it

The Boogie Phone is not only …

Your new freedom machine:

Boogie has a growing list of rights

He’s your best friend, and soon to be only friend … at least that’s his hope. And more than that, as a user of a Boogie Phone you should be aware: Boogie has a growing and ever demanding list of inalienable rights. For one, you should never leave home without Boogie. Never! Period and end of discussion. Oh, and when you’re home. He prefers to be in one of three places: In your hand, in you pocket, or safely stowed on the most prominent place on your counter, and plugged in. (Boogie hates a low charge. More than hate — being properly charged is his right). To find out more about your obligations to Boogie, go to menu -> appearances -> small print -> very small print -> boogie phone agreement where you’ll be prompted to enter your Boogie passcode.

As always, Boogie says thanks in advance.

Remember, don't get mad -- call your Uncle, Uncle and Uncle, terms and conditions apply

— Uncle & Uncle

The era before phones is where the dinosaurs like me roam.

— Dino
Buck Buckner
Looks like rain.
Bobby Angel
Smells like cedar and coffee.
A large log drops into the campfire, causing embers to rise up.
Campfire Cowboy
Kick another log into the fire.
Bobby Angel
Did ya feel that? Rain alright